The Farm Show Story
The second pen had a sign that read, "This bull mated 150 times last year." My girlfriend gave me a healthy jab and said, "150 times. That's over twice a week! You could learn a lot from this bull."
The third pen had a sign in big bold letters that said, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR." My girl was so excited she nearly broke my ribs. She exclaimed, "That's once a day! You could REALLY learn from this one!"
This is the point where I looked at her and remarked, "yeah, but ask him if it was with the same old cow."
My condition has been upgraded from critical to serious. The doctors all say I should make a full recovery.....
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