The Farm Show Story
My girlfriend and I went to the local county farm show. One of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and the sign on it said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." My girlfriend nudged me and said, "50 times. That's almost once a week."
The second pen had a sign that read, "This bull mated 150 times last year." My girlfriend gave me a healthy jab and said, "150 times. That's over twice a week! You could learn a lot from this bull."
The third pen had a sign in big bold letters that said, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR." My girl was so excited she nearly broke my ribs. She exclaimed, "That's once a day! You could REALLY learn from this one!"
This is the point where I looked at her and remarked, "yeah, but ask him if it was with the same old cow."
My condition has been upgraded from critical to serious. The doctors all say I should make a full recovery.....
The second pen had a sign that read, "This bull mated 150 times last year." My girlfriend gave me a healthy jab and said, "150 times. That's over twice a week! You could learn a lot from this bull."
The third pen had a sign in big bold letters that said, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR." My girl was so excited she nearly broke my ribs. She exclaimed, "That's once a day! You could REALLY learn from this one!"
This is the point where I looked at her and remarked, "yeah, but ask him if it was with the same old cow."
My condition has been upgraded from critical to serious. The doctors all say I should make a full recovery.....
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posted by Lawman @ 11:21 AM
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