Go Fly a Kite

I was trying to fly a kite. I'd throw it up, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would crash. All the while, my girlfriend is watching from the kitchen window, muttering how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me, "You need a piece of tail."

I turned with a confused look on my face and said "Make up your mind, last night you told me to go fly a kite."