A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right. The other is a husband.
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I had my GPS' voice option turned on the other day and I considered putting the device in my back seat to give me the feeling of having a back seat driver.
Note: My wife does not do this to me at all. Yay!
heh...my lovely young Bride always gives me 'the best way' to get to where we're going.
I've learned through previous marriages:
I ignore her 'politely'.....
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